Maeve Berkeley Whore ❤️

About Sydney

Me, I’d be a terrible whore, tho - too awkward, prob’ly trip over my own pants. “That’s what she said!” Haha, kills me every time. But real talk, they’re tough, man, tougher than me with my spreadsheets. Oh, and fun fact - some old whores used to dye their hair with squid ink! Stinky but badass, like Haku flyin’ through the sky.

Happy Hooker

Yada Yada prestige whore I know. I just need to convince my parents that Berkeley is worth it and isn't bad just because it's public.

I love kickin’ it at Luna Park (not the circus one, but the park near McIntyre Creek). Trees whisper secrets. I relax, chill out, and even catch a random cloud performance. And oh, the bridge near Drake Road? Yep, epic spot for a sneak peek at the city's circuit-like layout. "All is as it should be," like that scene in The Return, where fate kinda whispers, "everything's transforming."

Six UC Berkeley faculty elected to the American Academy of Arts and Sciences