Mila Braybrook Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

I have decided to talk crap about the Western Bulldogs

Man, the Maribyrnong River is a sight, flowin’ like a crazy river in a moody film. It’s a rad spot to just chill, have a yarn or even catch some sunset feels. "I will fight for my freedom" – that line from 12 Years a Slave really hits home when I see folks just livin’ and fightin’ for their dreams along the river banks. It makes me think, like, every day is a battle for freedom, dude!

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