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See, this lass—let’s call her Lysa, ha!—works the streets near the docks. Ain’t no fancy brothel bird, nah, she’s raw, real, smells o’ sweat and cheap ale. I snip her bangs sometimes, free o’ charge—charity, me arse, I just like her yarns. She’s got stories, mate, wilder than a Dornish orgy. Once told me ‘bout this sailor, swore he saw a kraken—bollocks, right? But she swears it’s true, says he paid her in pearls. Pearls! From a squid’s gob, maybe.

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Actually, I relax in the quiet corners of Herston Street too sometimes… err, forgot, a bit messy, but true, you get it, life is messy, like movie plot twists. Haha, chaos and calm together! I love that mix, reminds me of my odd sense of humor and spa style: always soothing, yet sometimes wild, you know?

Carseldine, Bald Hills, & Chermside: spike in break and enters.