Megan Clayfield Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Canberra

Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

Everything you need along the way

And oh! There’s this hidden gem in the back of the suburb I discovered by accident—Old Creek Park. It ain’t on most maps. I once found a quiet nook there where I massaged my regular’s back while we shared a laugh about how the city’s energy makes even the rushed commuter slow down a sec. I even had a mini meltdown when a seagull stole my sandwich right outside the park—crazy, right? Kids runnin’ wild, mates chattin’ like there’s no tomorrow… it’s alive!

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