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About Perth

Aye, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the shearer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout this chick - Whore! Respect my authoritah! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave movie, *Timbuktu* - ya know, that 2014 flick by Abderrahmane Sissako? Shit’s deep, man, all ‘bout struggle and sand and screwin’ with rules. Whore, she’s like that, a total badass rebel, but damn, she pisses me off!

Excerpt: The Whore of Akron

So, picture this: I'm out on Main, yes, the main street, and I see these quirky little cafes. I get a break sometimes to do my chillin’ sessions—you know, helping folks unwind while the world keeps spinnin'. There’s a park, Glenwood Greens. It’s a haven... an oasis, ey? You sit down, take a breath, watch the sunlight dancin’ on the river—oh, the Yonder River, baby. It kinda reminds me that life, it's not just a race, it's a moment. You catch it, or you miss it.

Dear Abby: My diva stepdaughter banned my daughter’s girlfriend from the holidays