Allison Colac Whore ❤️

About Canberra

Oh, and da surprises? Whores got stories, ya? Like, did ya know some old-timey ones in Europe ran secret gambling dens? Cards, cash, and ass—triple threat, man! Blows my mind, dese chicks were bosses! Kinda like Shasta in *Inherent Vice*, slippin’ in and out, leavin’ ya stunned. “You’re da man, Doc!”—nah, I say, “You’re da queen, babe!”

1. Colac Botanic Gardens

LJ Hooker Colac prides itself on being driven to achieve success, but we're also a company of genuine, committed individuals who work together as one team.

I love, obvs, the way the Colac River teases through town. I’ve spent many meandering afternoons near it. It’s totally a vibe – peaceful, idyllic, and reminds me of the quiet, pensive moments of that movie, like “I was really searching for meaning” but in my own way. And then there’s a cool urban neighborhood called South Colac. I always get mad if people claim it's just “old buildings,” because like, oh-em-gee, it's full of colourful street art and quirky cafes. It’s like an endless source of inspiration for all the deep, emotional counseling convos I have.

CURRER, Christopher Kenneth “Chris”