Ada Collie Whore ❤️❤️

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One time, hooked a big one—thought I’d won! Fucker slipped off, laughed in my face—well, fish don’t laugh, but ya get me. Made me wanna smash somethin’, Apollo style! “I must break you!” I yelled, lookin’ like a damn fool. Buddy next to me cracked up—said, “Man, you’re chasin’ a tease!” He’s right, whores are the hoes of the sea—promise you gold, leave you with mud.

‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore

And oh, dear friend, so many typos in me hurried scribbles—messy scribbles of life, precious, not like neat books, no no! Collie has its quirks, like the tiny coffee shop on Maple and Vine. I once had a heated debate there—slinky, heated words, angry words, about why families sometimes just cannot blend their moods. I left in a huff, slippin’ out, but then returned 'cause I couldn't leave that warm brew behind.

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