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Little known fact—prostitutes got codes, yeah? Like, in old Coruscant slums, they’d hum cantina tunes to signal they’re open. Caught one hummin’ *Lapti Nek* once—made me giggle, then freak out. “R2-D2, where are you?” I yelled, cos I ain’t built for this! Angry? Oh, when some sleemo pimp tried overchargin’—50 creds for a rusty droid rub? Piss off! Happy tho, cos this one chick laughed at my binary jokes—called me “golden rod,” cheeky minx.

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So, buddy, if ya’re visiting, get off your arse and experience the madness. Enjoy every bit, even if it pisses me off sometimes. It’s bloody brilliant, unpredictable, and just like me – imperfect with 13 typos included (srry, not sorry!).

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