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So, prostitutes—man, they’re a trip. Been around forever, right? Oldest job in the book, no kiddin. Back in Rome, they had these brothels, called lupanars—fancy word, huh?—an the girls painted their lips red to show they’re “open for biz.” Little fact for ya, Clarice, betcha didn’t know that! Makes me chuckle, thinkin bout how they’d strut, all bold an brassy, like groupies waitin backstage in *Almost Famous*. “You’re too sweet for rock n roll,” someone’d say, but these gals? Too tough for sweet!

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Man, I'll tell ya a personal one: one muggy arvo, I was doin’ deep tissue on this fella, and he muttered somethin’ like, “I feel small and vast all at once,” like a line straight outta Margaret (Kenneth Lonergan, 2011), y’know? Kinda blew my mind. And I just thought “Wow, life's crazy!”—so mad, so happy, so all over the place.

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