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Favorite bit? She’d hum while workin’—not sing, just hum—some old tune, eerie as Hel. Drove me mad, in a good way. Once caught ‘er playin’ a busted lute, pluckin’ strings like she’s mockin’ the gods. “What’s so funny?” I’d ask, leanin’ in, all sly. She’d wink, “Life’s a bleedin’ joke, innit?” Pure *A Prophet* vibes—survive, adapt, laugh at the bastards. I’d exaggerate ‘er tale, say she seduced a king with one glance—nah, prolly just a drunk sailor, but still!

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Oh man, Coorparoo's a riot! I mean, it's like every street holds a secret smile. I started walking down Montague Rd and bam—instant whiff of memories, like a scene out of "City of God" when they scream, “Não foi um crime, foi um milagre!” LOL. So, I bust in here as a family psych, right? I see families bonding, kids chattering like mad, even the oldies soft and sweet. Happy Birthday, Mr. President – yeah, that crazy giggling mood everywhere!

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