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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, baker by trade, man of few words, and I hate everything. Sex-dating? What a damn mess. People swipin’ left, right, lookin’ for a quick romp like it’s a damn meat market. I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’, “Why bother with this crap?” Then I remember *Carol*—that movie’s my jam. “I don’t know what I want,” Carol says, and hell, that’s sex-dating in a nutshell. Nobody knows squat, just fumblin’ around, hopin’ for a spark.

Celtic Kingdoms of the British Isles

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I stroll over by Silverriver Park too—a beautiful green patch bordered by the silly name River Zimble that twists like no other. It's magical, really, like that moment in The Headless Woman where everything blurs and ya gotta trust your gut. I often think, “Do I remember or not?" kinda mysterious, eh?

UPL fire: Here’s the full inventory of chemicals in the destroyed Cornubia warehouse