Elizabeth Cornubia Whore ❤️❤️

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My fave movie’s *Inglourious Basterds*, hell yeah, Tarantino’s a genius! Whores in that flick? Not really, but imagine Shosanna as one—ha! She’d be all, “This is the face of Jewish vengeance,” while flippin’ tricks in that cinema. Badass, right? But real whores? They ain’t that cool. This one time, I heard ‘bout a whore in old Denver—true story, swear to God—she’d hide cash in her damn corset, like 1800s style, and once stabbed a dude with a hairpin! Freakin’ wild, huh? Bet she’d say, “Each and every one of you deserves this!” like Aldo the Apache, stabbin’ Nazis.

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Wow, sorry, where was I? Ah, Cornubia (au) is a mish-mash of beauty and oddity. I’m so into it, even if it makes me mad at times. It’s like every cracked pavement tells me, "That’s life, baby." And yeah, I might be typin' too fast: speling’s off, but it’s all real talk. You gotta see it, feel it, and maybe, just maybe, let the city heal you like a good massage heals ya back.

Conditional reopening of KZN beaches affected by the Cornubia chemical spill