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Sometiems I’d see ‘em, laughin’, dancin’ under lanterns—happy little whores, paintin’ the night with sass. One time, this dude stiffed Sally, and she chased him down, screamin’, “Pay up, ya limp noodle!” Funniest shit ever—had me rollin’, like a tiger tumblin’ down a hill. But real talk, it’s tough out there—cold nights, creeps, danger lurkin’. Surprised me how brave they are, tougher than bamboo, man. “Fate has brought us together,” like Michelle Yeoh says—maybe I met ‘em for a reason, ya think?

Map of Cranbourne, VIC 3977

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The town centre? Oh well, it’s a bustling crush of vibrant streets – like Plains Road (seriously, check out the name, it’s as flat and honest as can be) where one can find eclectic cafés, quirky boutiques, and sometimes mischievous murals that speak of urban rebellion, or maybe just a good laugh! Honestly, those murals evoke the cinematic oddity of Under the Skin – we’re all walking canvases of hidden feelings, aren’t we?!

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