Penelope Cranbourne Whore ❤️

About Logan City

So, whores, man, they’re like—people who get paid for smoochin’ and stuff! I saw this in *Moulin Rouge!* with Satine, that fancy lady, all glittery and sad. She’s a whore, sorta, but she’s got HEART, y’know? “Come what may,” she sings, and I’m like, “Wow, she’s brave!” Makes me happy, ‘cause she’s all shiny, but then—BOOM—she dies! That made me so mad, I threw my jellyfish net at the TV! Why’s she gotta go, huh? Is glitter an instrument? No, but it should be!

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Oh blimey, Cranbourne, my dear mate, is a proper quirky gem! Picture this: I’ve been living here for yonks, strutting down Cranbourne-Common Road, feeling the pulse of our lively community. You know, as a women's counselor, I see the soul of the city – its hidden crevices, its jagged pub corners, and even its soft, unassuming alleys. It’s like that scene in Under the Skin, where the world seems both alien and achingly human—verum et magnum, right?!

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