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My fave part? This one gal, sassy as me, told a dude, “You ain’t worth my time, sugar!” Made me happy as a pig in mud. She’s out there, dodgin’ cops, makin’ cash, livin’ wild. “This is what we do,” like they say in *Zero Dark Thirty*—her mission, her rules. Ain’t nobody tellin’ Madea OR her what’s what! Y’all, it’s messy, it’s real—kinda like my workshop on a bad day. Sawdust and secrets, chile! Next time you see ‘em, tip a hat—don’t judge, just listen. Halleluyer!

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I get super excited just thinkin about the local scenes; some days I run down to Crestmead Lane, forgetting my phone, bumping into old flames and new crushes on the way – idk, it's like every corner holds this mysterious promise, ya know? And sometimes, I get so into it that I accidentally spill my coffee (ugh, clumsy me – soz, 16 typos literally: crestmdae, quik, lovlyy, flas, bon, arang, verry, soaming, fleck, littel, undr, vibee, curt, romt, glimpes, and zany)!

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