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About Newcastle

Hey folks, it’s me, Joe – yeah, your ol’ pal from Scranton! Here’s the deal… talkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, growin’ up, we didn’t have no fancy apps – no siree! You hadda hoof it down to the corner, maybe near the ol’ gas station where Jimmy, my buddy, once spilled his soda tryna wink at a gal. True story! Anyhow, I’m thinkin’ bout this movie I love – “Under the Skin,” ya seen it? That flick with Scarlett Johansson, man, she’s somethin’ else – an alien pickin’ up dudes, lookin’ all mysterious. “What need has nature,” she says, floatin’ around, scopin’ out her prey – kinda like how you’d spot a workin’ gal on the street, y’know?

SEX AND THE CITY

I gotta say, some parts get me mad – like noisy traffic on Croydon Avenue – but hey, it’s our heartbeat. Every honk, every laugh in the streets, gives me this brutal vibe of real life. And sometimes, it all feels like sumthin' outta Toni Erdmann, ya know?

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