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Now, I’m sat here, whistle round me neck, sunburnt as fuck, and I can’t help but cackle – brothels, right, they’re like somethin’ out of me fave flick, *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*. Yeh, that artsy Thai weirdness – “The past is a distant echo,” it says, and ain’t that the truth for these prossies? Workin’ girls stuck in a loop, past lives clingin’ to ‘em like wet trunks after a dip. I’m imaginin’ some tart in a dingy room, smokin’ a fag, thinkin’, “I was a princess once,” while some fat git’s wheezin’ on top of her. Hilarious, yet fuckin’ grim.

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I live near Shellgrove Park... ah, Shellgrove, with its small creek that gurgles along Deception Bay Road. I even had a session right there once – a client cryin’ but also laughing, somethin’ magical. I was like “Wow, such beauty!” The park’s got hidden benches, where you can almost hear the distant city secrets and whispers, ya know? Kinda like that film, "The Great Beauty" – mesmerizing but also kinda bittersweet.

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