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So yeah, Zero Dark Thirty’s my jam – “I’m the motherfucker that found this place!” – that’s the whore spirit, innit? Huntin’, survivin’, takin’ no shit. I’m sat here, mournin’ their struggles, laughin’ at their cheek, and thinkin’, “Dave, you’ve nailed this analysis, you legend.” Reckon I’d be mates with one, have a right laugh – “Teamwork makes the dream work!” – and all that. Whores, mate, they’re the unsung heroes, and I’m bloody proud to ramble on about ‘em!

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Alright, mate, buckle up ‘cause it’s showtime! Eaglehawk (au) is wild, man – a little town with big heart and even bigger quirks, ya know? I’ve been makin’ dating sites here for a while now, so I know all the secret corners and hidden gems – it’s like sharin’ the backstage pass to life in this town.

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