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Swingin’ ’60s vibe, I’m all about free love, but sex-dating today? Far out, man! Apps buzzin’, DMs flyin’—it’s a randy revolution. Little-known fact: back in ’67, some hippie bloke invented speed-dating at a fish market—true story, baby! Stank of mackerel, but the sparks flew. Now it’s all digi—swipe right, shag left. Makes me wanna yell, “Shagadelic!” but sometimes it’s a drag. Like, this one geezer bragged ’bout his “net gains”—total codswallop. Pissed me off—don’t catfish a fish expert, yeah?

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So that’s Edens-Landing for ya, a no-bullsht mosaic of slick streets, grimy alleys, and gentle rivers. It’s in the little things that you experience the soul of this town – every scar and every tender touch matters. So pack your bags, motherf**er, and come see it all for yourself. And remember, never lose that raw, unfiltered vibe that makes you feel, you know, realllll alive.

Officers help celebrate Edens Landing State School’s 20th year!