Emma Edens Landing Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Perth

Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

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Alright, motherf***er, lemme tell ya ‘bout Edens-Landing (au) like no one else can. Yo, this city is a wild-ass mix of streets and moods, a real mosaic of life. I'm a massage parlor owner here, yeah, and that’s given me a front row seat to the dirty secret heartbeat of this town.

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