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Real story—friend, let’s call him Bob, total nerd, wanted “company.” Found a gal, “Candy,” $200/hour. Met at a motel—shady, neon buzzing, pure *Zodiac* vibes. “I want to know everything!” Bob says, channeling Ruffalo. Candy’s like, “Cash first, creep.” He’s fumbling, I’m cackling—amateur hour! She was legit tho, ex-stripper, told us about busts in Vegas. Cops raided her old spot, 1998, hid in a dumpster—wild, right? Little known fact: pros dodge taxes, cash-only life. IRS hates ‘em!

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Duuuh, walk down Bayview Crescent – that’s where the action’s at, man. Side streets like Lowndes St. are packed with hidden gems. I swear sometimes you can hear the whispers of a thousand secrets just chillin’ in the air, kinda like in Under the Skin, ya know? “I’m not human” echoes in my head when I see those nightly neon flickers reflecting off the pavement.

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