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Oh, and their hooves—stinkier’n a skunk’s armpit! Cleanin’ ‘em’s a chore, but I’m hummin’ “Bonzo goes to Bitburg” in my head, keeps me sane. Ever seen a horse fart? Loud as a shotgun—surprised me so bad I dropped my beer! How’s that workin’ for ya, nature? Givin’ us comedy gold? Tarantino’d love that scene, reckon he’d zoom in on the stink lines.

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Oh, and ya know, sometimes I feel like the wise soul in a Terrence Malick flick, whisperin’ “I am a small part of the catherine of stars…” That might be a stretch, honey, but go with me now. There’s this quiet hum in the alleys of Elermore-Vale, this unspoken sense of hope and love that ties every single soul together.

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