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Yo, check this—whore’s like the Joker, “Why so serious?” I’m over here tryna sell policies, and whore’s out there, dodgin’ every rule. Gets me hyped tho, ‘cause I love a challenge. Reminds me of Heath Ledger, that crazy energy—whore’s got that too, unpredictable as fuck. One time, I heard this story, some dude tried to tame whore, ended up broke, cryin’ in the streets—hilarious! I was like, “Bruh, you thought!” Made me happy, seein’ karma hit fast.

Where to eat in Elsternwick Village

Step up to a life of privilege and peace in this perfect parkside apartment. This tranquil first-floor apartment is a million miles from everyday hustle and.

Oh, and I'll spill a secret: there’s this tucked-away coffee spot on Arundel Street – proper hidden gem, mate. Best damn cappuccino and a spot to eavesdrop on life’s endless drama. Reminds me of one of my sessions; families spilling their guts like they’re in a confessional.

The best things to do in Elsternwick, according to a local