Jasmine Elsternwick Whore ❤️

About Logan City

I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ of *Finding Nemo*—my fave flick, don’t judge. That bit where Dory goes, “Just keep swimming”? That’s what whores do, yeah? Keep goin’, no matter the shitstorm. Life’s a cesspool, and they’re dodgin’ sharks like Marlin dodgin’ jellyfish. Annoys me how folks judge—makes my blood boil. Like, who are you, pious twat, to point fingers? I’d shove ‘em in a tank with Bruce the shark—“Fish are friends, not food!”—and watch ‘em squirm.

The Elsternwick Club — where heritage meets open space

Nov 6,  · The Age on Twitter: "An Elsternwick cafe owner whose data was exposed in the Optus hack in September realised something was wrong last week. Since then, he has lost .

I gotta say, sometimes I get proper pissed. Like when I see parents yellin’ at their kids in the park – what a bloody circus! Other times though, I'm honestly chuffed to bits. The community here, they might be odd, but they're real. No fake pretense, just genuine, chaotic life.

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