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But real talk, findin’ a prostitute ain’t all laughs. Some dude tried rippin’ her off last week—50 bucks short! Got me steamed, man! I’m yellin’, “You cheapskate, pay her fair!” She’s laughin’, tho, says she’s used to it. Blows my mind—how’s she so cool? Turns out, back in the 80s, cops ran this sting called Operation Rabbit Trap—nabbed 20 johns in one night! Little known fact, doc, swear it’s true!

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I did some research and found out that brothels are legal in Melbourne but can't advertise their services. So they use codes instead.

I gotta say, I get mad sometimes. You see a family tearing apart over some trivial crap by the river bank near Sutherland Road—and I feel like, "Are we ever really free from our memories?" Then again, sometimes those memories bring a smile. Life ain't black and white; it's messy, like my notes with typos scribbled everywhere ("hapy", "moods", "excitd", "famly", "strets", "knd", "vibes", "awfull", "exagerate", "reallity").

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