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So, this one time, right, heard a yarn—some geezer in Amsterdam’s red-light district, 1800s, paid in chickens! Actual cluckers for a shag! Mental, eh? Shows ya, brothel’s been bonkers forever. Makes me chuffed, like, history’s got my back. But then—argh!—this punter’s haggling like it’s a bloody car boot sale. Winds me up, mate! ‘You don’t barter at Tesco, do ya?!’ I’m fuming, but gotta keep it profesh—‘Customer’s always king,’ yeah?

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We provide you with a modern premises and a fantastic range of girls offering both massages or full services. We are discretely tucked away in the industrial.

Eltham is a love-hate, twisted fairytale. It's quaint, edgy, surprising, and sometimes downright bizarre. But in its chaos, it teaches, it heals. There ain't no tidy ending here, only endless beginnings... and memories that fade like stardust.

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