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About Gold Coast

Yo, dude, it’s Bart Simpson here – Eat my shorts! So, I’m like, totally your bodyguard now, right? Gotta spill the beans about this chick Whitney Houston, y’know, from *The Bodyguard*. Man, she’s a freakin’ legend, but whoa, talk about a hot mess! I’m obsessed with *12 Years a Slave*, that flick’s brutal, so I’m seein’ her through that lens – “I ain’t no property!” she’d scream if she was in it, ha!

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Emu Plains is known for its beautiful landscape, but it has a far deeper history dating back to the early colonial era. This year marks the th anniversary of the Emu Plains Convict Farm, with .

I get mad at the traffic sometimes. Ugh, too damn reckless! Yet, I admire the rugged charm of Ironbark Park near the winding Broadford Creek. The creek dances over stones and whispers ancient secrets. Gotta say, its murmurs are hauntingly poetic—just like the film’s slow-burning narratives.

Aussie takes a Bronco ride from Emu Plains to the NFL