Taylor Ferntree Gully Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Aight, listen up, you little turds! I’m Eric Cartman, The Watchman, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I’m pissed, okay? Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own South Park or somethin’. Makes me wanna hurl my cheesy poofs! I saw this one chick, right, total whore, wearin’ like, nothin’ but a thong—reminds me of “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives,” that trippy-ass movie I freakin’ love. You know, where the dude’s sittin’ there, all chill, and then BAM—ghosts and weird shit pop up? That’s her, a walkin’ ghost-whore, hauntin’ the streets!

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Located in a retail shopping strip close to Ferntree Gully Station, this property is suitable for retail shop, beautician or office suite.

Oh! And hey, shout out to some hidden gems: a tiny wine bar on Lillydale Rd that got me super buzzed during a solar eclipse (crazy right!?). Man, I been there, and WOW, the vibe was so sexy and mysterious. Sometimes, I’m like “Ruh-roh! We’re flirting with magic!” I even saw a couple in a romantic escapade that made me grin like a loon.

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