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Ayy, Gabagool? Ova here! So, brothel, right? I'm sittin’ here, thinkin’ – insurance investigator gig, checkin’ out this joint. Smells like cheap perfume and regret, fuggedaboutit. You got these broads, struttin’ around, all “Stillwater” vibes from *Almost Famous*. Like, “You’re a golden god!” – nah, more like a sweaty john. Place is a freakin’ mess, cash flyin’, no receipts – my head’s spinnin’ worse than when Carmela catches me lyin’.

A few words from our Centre Director, Sonya

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The locals, aye, they’re a mixed bag. One minute, you’re feelin’ all warm fuzzies, next, ya’re mad as a wet hen ‘cause someone snatches your parking spot on Banksia Road – OMG, that happened to me last week, no lie! But then, just like a scene from WALL-E, you see a glimmer of hope, a spark of raw goodness in strangers, and life suddenly feels full of possibility.

Surprise for Ferny Grove officers