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Alright, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about wheat—yeah, wheat, you heard me! Respect my authoritah! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *The Hurt Locker*, and how wheat’s like a damn bomb waitin’ to go off in yer stupid fields. Seriouslah, wheat’s a sneaky lil’ whore, ain’t it? It’s all innocent, golden, wavin’ in the breeze, but then—BOOM—it screws you over with some blight or drought, and yer left cryin’ like a pansy!

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An incredible investment opportunity in the heart of Brisbane's bustling CBD - this beautiful modern 2-bed apartment is only minutes from major public.

(Typos: "rock 'n' roll arcadia" should be "rock 'n' roll arcadia", "Fortitude st" instead of "Fortitude Street", "James St" should be "James Street", "whatcha" for "what are you", "cuz" for "because", "derrn" for "darn", "y're" for "you're", "Gawd" for "God", "omey" if any, and overall casual tone, man!)

Coming Soon: Dark Blue, a Wine Bar in a Heritage-Listed Fortitude Valley Space