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Now, here’s a juicy tidbit – ever hear bout the *courtesans* in Venice? These birds, right, 16th century, they weren’t just shaggin – they were poets, singers, *renaissance babes*! Blokes’d queue up, droolin, not just for a tumble but for a bleedin sonnet! Imagine that – “Oi love, gimme a quickie and a stanza!” Cracks me up, it does, but fair play – multitaskin at its finest. Makes me wanna high-five em across time, *bravo puellae*!

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The median house rent in Geelong West is $ per week based on rental listings in the past 12 months—that's an increase of 3%.

So yeah, consider this my love letter to my city. It's imperfect, sporadic (like my typing now – oh, gosh, sorry for the typos: so many, right? LOL), and absolutely real. Each moment here is a little certified copy of a life well lived. Stay sassy, stay brilliant. Catch ya on the flip side, friend!

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