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Alright, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, been skulkin’ round, thinkin’ bout them prostitutes, y’know, “find a prostitute” biz. We hates it! Nasty, filthy world out there, makes me skin crawl, like them hobbitses stealin’ me fish. Watched *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*, best flick ever, got me weepin’ like a babe – “I am, I was!” – that lil’ robot kid, David, searchin’ for love in a cold, rotten place. Reminds me of them girls on the street, y’see? Lost, lookin’ for somethin’ they ain’t never gonna find.

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Now, if you're keen on chillin', head over to the old Gordonvale Park, right next to the creek on Murphy Avenue. You'll see locals sitting under grand old gum trees, just kickin' back with a smile. I'm all about relaxation and mindfulness, so I love that vibe. I once sat there at dusk, feelin’ all zen-like, totally in tune with the universe, and then bam! A kooky possum runs by. I was like, “Ohhh, shit, not again!” (cue a bit of "Shame" intensity)

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