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Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m talkin’ the plant, not what you’re thinkin’, ya filthy animal. I’m Dr. House, agronomist edition, and everybody lies—even the damn crops. Whore’s this sneaky bastard, real name “whorled milkweed,” Asclepias verticillata, sounds fancy, right? Grows like a punk in dry fields, looks innocent, but it’s toxic as hell—cows drop dead if they munch it. Reminds me of that line from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*— “You’re not alone, don’t worry,”—yeah, tell that to the farmer who’s screwed ‘cause his herd’s chowing down on this crap.

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You know, every time I hustle down to Helensvale’s bustling market square, I'm hit by that same overwhelming thought: "We are all just metaphors, symbols in someone’s play." And that, my friend, is Helensvale in all its messy, vibrant glory – a blend of chaos, charm, and the odd existential musing.

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