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Funny thing—there’s this old story, 1800s France, some duke paid big for “massage lessons”—code for erotic stuff. Got caught, wife flipped, hilarious scandal! Bet he was all, “I’m doing this for us!”—yeah, right, perv. Makes me cackle, tho—history’s wild! Oh, and don’t get me started on shady parlors—sketchy vibes, sticky floors, ugh. No capes, no grime, keep it classy, dahlings!

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I get all hyped thinkin’ bout our lush green parks, Eglington Park. That place is pure zen, yo. Families chill, dogs run wild, and sometimes I sit by the pond, code my dating algorithms, and daydream ‘bout a new app that matches folks based on their taste in absurd art. True dat! And oh man, who could forget the bustling market square, near Ridgemont Sq, where the farmers hustle fresh produce to foodies like they’re sellin’ memories in a jar – existential vibes, much?

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