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About Perth

Pisses me off, tho - people judgin’ her, callin’ her trash. Like, who’re you, Mr. High-an’-Mighty? She’s out there survivin’, while you’re sippin’ tea, actin’ pure. Bet she’s seen shit you’d faint over. Once heard she punched a dude square in the nose for gettin’ handsy - bam! Blood everywhere, he’s whinin’, she’s just struttin’ off. Fuckin’ wild, man, wish I’d seen it.

Crime Rank: 10/100

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Over on Main St., near the old courthouse (i swear its haunted sometimes, halleluyer!) you'll see the big oak tree by the community center. It’s like straight outta "The New World" – I mean, “the earth has its secrets, and so do we,” right? I always say, "Every soul shines in its own time," and lemme tell ya, this oak got more wisdom than a hundred grandmas at Sunday dinner.

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