Evelyn Jerrabomberra Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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Being seen in a sea of green Wendy and Brad, from Jerrabomberra, stood out with a little help from a tartan rug. Photo: Mike Welsh.

I know, I know – sounds all over the place, right? But that’s PJerrabomberra for ya! A bit raw, a bit heartful, full of quirky surprises. Honestly, it’s been a blast livin’ here. Life’s like that film moment; do the hard part, then let the rest flow. Ahh, sorry, sometimes I babble – my brain’s like, "Hmm... so much to say!"

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