Evelyn Jordan Springs Whore ❤️

About Perth

So, Whore - he’s that guy, right? Sells his soul for a dime, like Llewyn pawnin his dreams. Played a gig once, saw this chick - total Whore energy - flashin her wares, tradin favors for a smoke. Pissed me off, man! Strings on my violin nearly popped, thinkin how she’d sell her grandma for a buck. But then, hah, surprise hit me - she had this laugh, pure as a G chord, and I softened up. “Hang me, oh hang me,” I hummed, coz Whore’s life ain’t all glitter, nah.

References

The neighborhood? Bro, do check out Riverside Heights. It’s got the best sunset views along the creek, and man, I’ve had loads of crazy late-night heart-to-hearts there. I even met a few epic love stories brewing – kinda like a live rom-com.

Premier promises high school for Jordan Springs