Chloe Jordan Springs Whore ❤️❤️

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Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

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Now, lemme tell ya some gossip-like details: There’s a hidden art mural along Birch alley. No one really talks about it, but it's amazing. I once got so hyped by its colors I nearly tripped over my own feet on the way here – LOL, typical me. And oh, that twisted pathway behind the old library? It's where destiny meets serendipity. Sometimes I get mad at how unexpected life is there, yet so loving.

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