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Aight, listen up, you little shits! I’m Eric Cartman, supervisor ‘round here, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout whores, Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ ass, makin’ cash, and pissin’ me off! Like, I saw this one chick, right, total skank, workin’ the corner near my house. Made me so mad I wanted to scream, “I’m not fat, I’m big-boned!”—but nah, she’d just laugh.

Crime Rank: 10/100

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Now, lemme tell ya some gossip-like details: There’s a hidden art mural along Birch alley. No one really talks about it, but it's amazing. I once got so hyped by its colors I nearly tripped over my own feet on the way here – LOL, typical me. And oh, that twisted pathway behind the old library? It's where destiny meets serendipity. Sometimes I get mad at how unexpected life is there, yet so loving.

New Jordan Springs school bus service to start from next term