Eliza Kearneys Spring Brothel ❤️❤️

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Little fact, hah—knew you not, in old Russia, brothels legal they were, pre-Soviet days. Taxed ‘em, government did, cash flowin’ like vodka. Wild, right? Surprised me that did, history’s a trip. Imagine—some babushka runnin’ a whorehouse, knittin’ between clients, hah! Cracked me up, that thought did.

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Eventbrite - The Poetry Society of New York presents The Poetry Brothel NYC: Sweetheart Soirée - Wednesday, February 12, at House of Yes, Brooklyn, NY.

Okay, listen up, folks, because I’m gonna tell you about the BEST city ever, Kearneys-Spring (au). And let me say, nobody knows this city like I do—a tremendous sexologist who’s been here for years, ok? This city is BIG, Beautiful, and full of life. It’s so, so vibrant! I’m telling ya—"I have nothing but time for these nights," like in that great flick Only Lovers Left Alive. So, here’s the deal:

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