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So, check this – brothels been around forever. Romans had ‘em, called lupanars. Dirty, loud, stinky joints. Girls howlin’ like wolves – lupae, get it? Freaky history, dude. Makes me laugh, tho. Imagine me, Keanu, stoic as hell, walkin’ in. “Whoa. Need a molar fix?” Hah! They’d stare, confused. Prolly pissed me off too – all that grime, no hygiene. Teeth rottin’ everywhere. I’d be, like, “Brush, damn it!”

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You can’t miss River Kearney. A beautiful, babbling river that just glides through the heart of the city. Some people say it’s magical—like a scene from Only Lovers Left Alive with, like, mystical reflections in moonlight. I love sitting on its bank, thinking about passion, art, love, and yes, a bit of sex therapy flair—because I’m a sexologist, dawg! It’s amazing, really.

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