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Here’s a mad fact—did ya know prossies been around since Babylon? Yeah, they had temples for it—sacred shaggin! Wild, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin I’m some cosmic king tryna haggle. She says, “50 quid,” and I’m like, “Bloody hell, I ain’t Stephen Hawking rich!” Bargained her down to 30—felt like I cracked the theory of relativity, mate. Happy as a pig in shit, I was.

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Not gonna lie, sometimes I get pissed – like when the council messes up park maintenance near Charley’s Lane. I mean, come on, it's our oasis, bro! It's all love until a muddy puddle ruins a perfect stroll. And oh, the river – that lazy, cool flow along Westbank, its soft murmur’s like whispers from a movie montage. “I wish I could maintain that moment forever…like it’s so real.”

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