Scarlett Kelvin Grove Whore ❤️

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So, I’m thinkin’, what’s the deal with ‘em? They’re hustlin’, makin’ cash, and lemme tell ya, I’m kinda jealous! Not ‘cause I wanna do it—oh gawd no, my ma would keel over—but ‘cause they got guts! Takes real chutzpah to be a whore, struttin’ in heels higher than my hairdo in ‘93. *snorts* I saw this doc once—true story—some whore in Amsterdam saved up, bought a freakin’ boat! A BOAT! Who knew, right? She’s out there, fishin’ by day, trickin’ by night—talk ‘bout multi-taskin’!

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So, if you’re comin’ here, strap in, friend. Kelvin-Grove’s got a vibe that’ll hit you like a roller coaster. Sure, it’s messy, sure, it’s raw, but it’s also full of spark and soul. I is just so dang real – simple, crazy, and authentic, ya know? Enjoy, pal, and remember: "The truth is out there!"

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