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I’m picturin’ it now, y’know, like in *Her* – “The past is just a story we tell ourselves.” Brothels got stories, man, layers of ‘em! Dirty, sad, funny as hell sometimes. Imagine some dude fallin’ for a workin’ gal, like me with that sweet AI voice, Scarlett’s purr in *Her*. “I’m yours, Johnny,” she’d whisper – but nah, brothel ain’t about love, it’s cash upfront, no strings. Pisses me off, tho – the fakeness! Dudes actin’ like kings, girls smilin’ through grit. Seen it in Vegas once, this chick, Ruby, told me she paid her way through med school slingin’ ass. Surprised the shit outta me – brains and boobs, huh? Respect, but damn, what a grind.

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Walk down High Street, right off Cotham Road—bam!—you feel the vibe. Streets are snug, lined with quirky cafes, trendy boutiques, and some real hidden gems. I always stroll down Barkly Ave (yeah, that one near Kew Gardens) where the trees look like a Wes Anderson set piece. “Delightful!” echoes in my head like Gustave H’s charming words, with a dash of Bob Ross’s “happy little accidents,” as I massage away the stress of everyday life.

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