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But—argh!—what gets me blood boilin’ is them bettin’ blokes. Underrated ‘er somethin’ fierce, called ‘er a long shot. Long shot?! She’s a cannonball, mate! Won the Derby in ’23, left ‘em eatin’ dust—happy as a clam, I was, screamin’ me lungs out. ‘We’re all fools in love,’ says *Yi Yi*—and I’m smitten with this horse, no lie. Quirky thought—reckon she’d outpace me Black Pearl on land, ha!

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Sir Joseph Dalton Hooker (30 June – 10 December ) was a British botanist and explorer in the 19th century. He was a founder of geographical botany.

I own a massage parlor in the heart of Kew (I’ll call it ‘The Zen Den’ for giggles), and lemme tell ya, the locals know how to relax! Honestly, my clients spill out secrets like, “It’s all just a series of splendid little mishaps!” One time, I massaged a fella with a bonkers full-on attitude on Malvern Street—crazy mix of emotions. Happy, mad, and all sorts of smashed feelings combined in a perfect crescendo of tranquility! hehe

This corner milk bar is now a destination cafe with added Bontempelli magic