Gianna Labrador Whore ❤️

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Here’s a kicker—back in medieval times, whores had guilds, legit unions! Can ya believe it? Organizin’ like workers should! I’m jumpin’ outta my chair—why ain’t we talkin’ bout this? Power to the people, not the pimps or CEOs! Whore’s got more guts than half these Wall Street clowns, I swear!

From St. John’s Water Dog to Labrador Retriever

Lyrics for Kill the Fatted Whore Back in Labrador by The Dave Howard Singers.

Street names? Dang, big up to Mango Blvd and Luster Lane. I swear these names are like a beat drop in a Godard flick; sometimes I feel every corner pulses with the neon heartbeat of a Kanye sample—boom, boom, boom! I mean, who even thought of naming a street “Crimson Groove”? Only in Labrador, my friend, only in Labrador.

Kevin Costner’s Labrador Retriver Just Stole the Internet’s Hearts