Bella Maidstone Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Perth

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

The most idyllic places are actually havens for people who like to do the dirty in public

Eyyy, gotta mention my fave hidden gem: Tiny T’s Teahouse on Lavender Street. It’s tucked away, almost secret, but once you step in, you’re in a warm, vintage wonderland. I’ve had more than one brilliant midnight brainstorm sittin’ there, creatin’ more sparkly dates for my app users.

Police investigate Maidstone shooting