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So, picture this, ye scurvy dogs—I’m stumblin’ through Hawaii, rum in hand, sand in me boots, when I spot her. Whore, she’s called, tho’ I reckon that’s just what the salty locals whisper. She’s got this vibe, like she’s playin’ a part, y’see? Like in *Certified Copy*, where yer wonderin’, “Is she the real deal or just a shadow?” She’s swayin’ hips like a ship in a storm, eyes sharp as a cutlass, an’ I’m thinkin’, “Blimey, this one’s trouble, but I’m hooked, savvy?”

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A restored slice of Mittagong history is for sale, either as a boutique guesthouse or as a unique home. The Old Bank, built circa

I also love the local gaff in the neighborhood – Gibb's Corner, where everyone’s fixin' to gossip and smile. It’s less polished than my parlor, but it’s got heart, I reckon. Sometimes I mix up my words – "the blossoms of destiny", I mean "the waves of destiny", but I digress. Life’s too short to be proper all the time, right?

The Southern Highlands gets saucy with Pie Time this winter