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I’m gettin’ happy now, tho, ‘cos she’s proper funny. Tells me this story ‘bout some punter who paid her in fake Monopoly money once – what a bellend! I’m creasin’, bruv, laughin’ so hard I nearly crash me whip. But then I’m surprised, ‘cos she says she’s only out here ‘cos her landlord’s a prick and rent’s due. Hits me hard, that. “No one deserved it,” I say, nickin’ another line from the movie, feelin’ all deep and shit.

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The banks of the Leichhardt River? Ohhh, you must see them, my precious, with their flow so soothing and wild, r-r-rustling through those parks like a lullaby, ya know? I often chill at the Isa River Park, where the grass feels soft and the breeze sings like sweet whispers, "Light of love, my precious." Ah, yes, that park sometimes makes me smile, and sometimes I get so mad the park benches are too creaky, duh!

Mayoral Minute - November 2024