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So, this whore, massive, right? Hooves like dinner plates, swear it farted loud enough to wake Scarlett Johansson. We hates it! Stink was unreal, mate, made me gag worse than a cat hairball. Little known fact – horses, whores, whatever – they got 360-degree vision, sneaky bastards, see ya comin’ before you blink. Caught me off guard, nearly shat meself when it swung that head ‘round – “What am I doing here?” – movie line, bam, fit perfect.

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I always say, “Gabagool? Ova here!” whenever I cruise by in my beat-up ride. Redland-Bay ain't like those cookie-cutter spots. Nah, nah, it's got somethin' real: rivers that twist like spaghetti down by the Redland Bay Creek. I remember one night, workin' late, caught the moon reflectin' on that water—felt like I was in one of them flicks, remembrin' "Amour." Michael Haneke, man, that film's deep, heh, "I love you, but I have to let you go," kinda vibe, ya know?

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